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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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my eyebrows are the source of all my power
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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if you don’t think it’s stupidly endearing that Greed and his gang were worried about hurting Alphonse’s feelings then I don’t even know what to do with you
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girl soldier is pulled in a pond by horny mermaids
uuhh this description sounds like a porno ahahah
drew this while i was waiting for food :0~~
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Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem
omfg
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Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy”
UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK
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i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
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